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David Cross: Oh Come On

Or will he be assassinatedby a group of caring nuns?

Or will he be assassinated
by a group of caring nuns?

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Or will he be assassinated by a group of caring nuns?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:56
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
-Or... -[cheering] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
-Or... -[cheering]
Or will he be ripped apart by four horses - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
Or will he be ripped apart by four horses
Or will he be shot by a Nazi who travels through time - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:22
Or will he be shot by a Nazi who travels through time
Or... will he die of third-degree burns - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
Or... will he die of third-degree burns
Or will he die of a perforated colon - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
Or will he die of a perforated colon
[sighs] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
[sighs]
I'm... I'm an atheist, so I don't... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I'm... I'm an atheist, so I don't...
-[cheering] -All right. Whatevs. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
-[cheering] -All right. Whatevs.
So I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in heaven or hell. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
So I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in heaven or...
Uh, not that you have to be an atheist - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Uh, not that you have to be an atheist
There's a little Jewish rabbi... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
There's a little Jewish rabbi...
"You don't have to be an atheist - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
"You don't have to be an atheist
But yeah, so I don't believe in hell. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
But yeah, so I don't believe in hell.
So I don't think that Donald Trump is going - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
So I don't think that Donald Trump is going
And understand, I'm not denigrating the idea - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And understand, I'm not denigrating the idea
And I see its purpose, you know, it allows - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:19
And I see its purpose, you know, it allows
Yes, this guy enriched himself and his family - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:34
Yes, this guy enriched himself and his family
And I get why people, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
And I get why people, you know,
We're... we're so dumb, mankind didn't even invent - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
We're... we're so dumb, mankind didn't even i...
[grunting] "There's got to be a better way!" You know... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
[grunting] "There's got to be a better way!" ...