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David Cross: Oh Come On

Ready? One, two,one, two, three-- ♪ Hey, banker manDon't tell me when I can ♪ ♪ Withdraw...

Ready? One, two,
one, two, three-- ♪ Hey, banker man
Don't tell me when I can ♪ ♪ Withdraw my money ♪
Wait, hold up

Full Transcript

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Ready? One, two, one, two, three--
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♪ Hey, banker man Don't tell me when I can ♪
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♪ Withdraw my money ♪ Wait, hold up.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:36
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
[sniffing] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
[sniffing]
Because..." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Because..."
So I get, after a couple of minutes, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
So I get, after a couple of minutes,
[sighs] Okay, I got-- I got it. Okay." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
[sighs] Okay, I got-- I got it. Okay."
When I went to get it in there the second time, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
When I went to get it in there the second time,
So I spent another couple of minutes, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
So I spent another couple of minutes,
And, um, I tell her, "Okay, we got it." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And, um, I tell her, "Okay, we got it."
"Really? I don't-- Okay." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:23
"Really? I don't-- Okay."
Lady, what the fuck is-- How can you do that?! - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Lady, what the fuck is-- How can you do that?!
It says it on there, gentle!" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
It says it on there, gentle!"
And I just immediately start sweating and tearing up - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And I just immediately start sweating and tearing up
I get it. I get it. And I apologize, I apologize, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
I get it. I get it. And I apologize, I apologize,
I completely understand the urgency of the wrong hole! - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I completely understand the urgency of the wrong hole!
I get it, I will not be going near there - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
I get it, I will not be going near there
I understand. I truly understand, I get it. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I understand. I truly understand, I get it.
It's jarring, it's, uh... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
It's jarring, it's, uh...
So she rolls me back-- on my back now. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
So she rolls me back-- on my back now.
And I'm looking at it between... coming - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
And I'm looking at it between... coming
And she starts to explain how the process is gonna work. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And she starts to explain how the process is gonna work.
She's... she goes, "I will turn the nozz..." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
She's... she goes, "I will turn the nozz..."