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David Cross: Oh Come On

She's... she goes,"I will turn the nozz..." She's gonna turn the nozzle, and then I will...

She's... she goes,
"I will turn the nozz..." She's gonna turn the nozzle, and then I will start to fill
with water

Full Transcript

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She's... she goes, "I will turn the nozz..."
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She's gonna turn the nozzle,
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and then I will start to fill with water.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:48
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
And then when I feel pressure, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
And then when I feel pressure,
So that's how it's gonna work. And... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
So that's how it's gonna work. And...
[fake Vietnamese accent] So she turn the nozz. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
[fake Vietnamese accent] So she turn the nozz.
[normal voice] And I slowly start to fill with warm water. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
[normal voice] And I slowly start to fill with warm water.
Which is, no joke, truly a very pleasant experience. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Which is, no joke, truly a very pleasant experience.
It's hard to put into words, but it was a comforting feeling. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
It's hard to put into words, but it was a comforting fe...
I like to, you know, a guy to fuck me up the ass - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
I like to, you know, a guy to fuck me up the ass
It's called a San Francisco Gold Rush, and it is... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
It's called a San Francisco Gold Rush, and it is...
An American classic. American classic. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
An American classic. American classic.
So anyway, so... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
So anyway, so...
And the silence is just deafening. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And the silence is just deafening.
It's so awkward, it's so weird, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
It's so awkward, it's so weird,
I'm also feeling oddly guilty. It's just a strange thing. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I'm also feeling oddly guilty. It's just a strange...
Anything that's conversational, 'cause this is gonna go on - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Anything that's conversational, 'cause this is gon...
You know, I'm just sitting there like... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
You know, I'm just sitting there like...
How do you like Santa Monica?" And I finally say something. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
How do you like Santa Monica?" And I finally say someth...
And she starts to... very slowly, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And she starts to... very slowly,
And as soon as she starts to answer, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
And as soon as she starts to answer,
It was zero to 60, it was instantaneous. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
It was zero to 60, it was instantaneous.
She's like, "Well--" "Release! Release! Re--" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
She's like, "Well--" "Release! Release! ...