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So... all the Democrats get together
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David Cross: Oh Come On

So... all the Democratsget together and secretly pick a candidate for presidentof the...

So... all the Democrats
get together and secretly pick a candidate for president
of the United States who's truly
a badass motherfucker

Full Transcript

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So... all the Democrats get together
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and secretly pick a candidate
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for president of the United States
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who's truly a badass motherfucker.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:40
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
A real... you know, somebody who's very vocally anti-Trump. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
A real... you know, somebody who's very vocally anti-Tr...
You know, somebody-- and again, an honest, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
You know, somebody-- and again, an honest,
And I'm suggesting Ron Perlman. All right? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And I'm suggesting Ron Perlman. All right?
So... so Ron Perlman - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
So... so Ron Perlman
And he-- you know, 'cause we all learned in school, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And he-- you know, 'cause we all learned in school,
And that's what Trump is. So we get this fucking badass - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And that's what Trump is. So we get this fucking badass
He runs for president, and then his vice presidential pick - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
He runs for president, and then his vice presidential pick
Whoever that is, whether that's, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Whoever that is, whether that's, you know,
But for these purposes, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
But for these purposes,
And then, because we've decided all this in advance, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
And then, because we've decided all this in advance,
And then we take the literally tens of billions and billions - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:25
And then we take the literally tens of billions and billions
The big day comes, it's the debate, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
The big day comes, it's the debate,
Sponsored by the Daughters of the Confederacy - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:14
Sponsored by the Daughters of the Confederacy
I accomplished more in my first nine days - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I accomplished more in my first nine days
I invented water and I can bend space and time." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
I invented water and I can bend space and time."
"And now here's the Democratic candidate for president, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
"And now here's the Democratic candidate for presi...
It's fine. He can wear his Sons of Anarchy, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
It's fine. He can wear his Sons of Anarchy,
And they're like, "All right, Mr. Perlman, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And they're like, "All right, Mr. Perlman,
He punches Trump, but... but he doesn't punch him this way. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
He punches Trump, but... but he doesn't punch him this ...
He punches him kind of down, so Trump just immediately - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
He punches him kind of down, so Trump just immediately