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So because I don't think he'll be punished
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David Cross: Oh Come On

So because I don't thinkhe'll be punished, because I thinkhe will get away with it, all I...

So because I don't think
he'll be punished, because I think
he will get away with it, all I have, really,
is this fantasy that I'm going to share
with you, my Trump fantasy

Full Transcript

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So because I don't think he'll be punished,
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because I think he will get away with it,
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all I have, really, is this fantasy
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that I'm going to share with you, my Trump fantasy.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:13
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
And it's actually viable. We could make it happen. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And it's actually viable. We could make it happen.
And for the sake of the rest of this bit, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
And for the sake of the rest of this bit,
So if that's the case, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
So if that's the case,
They suck, but they're not evil. They're not fucking evil. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
They suck, but they're not evil. They're not fucki...
And also, please, don't pipe up in the middle and go, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
And also, please, don't pipe up in the middle and go,
'Cause we think that'd be a better candidate - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
'Cause we think that'd be a better candidate
I'm in the DSA as well, I share your philosophies, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
I'm in the DSA as well, I share your philosophies,
So... all the Democrats get together - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
So... all the Democrats get together
A real... you know, somebody who's very vocally anti-Trump. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
A real... you know, somebody who's very vocally anti-Tr...
You know, somebody-- and again, an honest, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
You know, somebody-- and again, an honest,
And I'm suggesting Ron Perlman. All right? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And I'm suggesting Ron Perlman. All right?
So... so Ron Perlman - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
So... so Ron Perlman
And he-- you know, 'cause we all learned in school, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And he-- you know, 'cause we all learned in school,
And that's what Trump is. So we get this fucking badass - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And that's what Trump is. So we get this fucking badass
He runs for president, and then his vice presidential pick - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
He runs for president, and then his vice presidential pick
Whoever that is, whether that's, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Whoever that is, whether that's, you know,
But for these purposes, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
But for these purposes,
And then, because we've decided all this in advance, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
And then, because we've decided all this in advance,
And then we take the literally tens of billions and billions - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:25
And then we take the literally tens of billions and billions
The big day comes, it's the debate, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
The big day comes, it's the debate,