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So of course I've made some observations
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David Cross: Oh Come On

So of course I've madesome observations and thought of some funny thingsand I'll share...

So of course I've made
some observations and thought of some funny things
and I'll share those and hopefully you won't have
to have had a kid to get them
and appreciate the jokes

Full Transcript

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So of course I've made some observations
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and thought of some funny things and I'll share those
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and hopefully you won't have to have had a kid
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to get them and appreciate the jokes.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:40
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
And I'm certainly not gonna tell you, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And I'm certainly not gonna tell you, you know,
But she is precocious, I will say that. She is... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
But she is precocious, I will say that. She is...
She is precocious. She's... she's 54 weeks old. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
She is precocious. She's... she's 54 weeks old.
But if you see her, you'd be like, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
But if you see her, you'd be like,
I know. She's very mature for her age. You don't-- - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
I know. She's very mature for her age. You don't--
Or I carry her, but, you know, she exudes a kind of maturity - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
Or I carry her, but, you know, she exudes a kind of maturity
It's a blob, it's not, you know, but then over time, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
It's a blob, it's not, you know, but then over tim...
And it's really fascinating, and I'm really looking forward - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
And it's really fascinating, and I'm really lookin...
When is it gonna be worth it in any way, shape or form? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
When is it gonna be worth it in any way, shape or form?
I'm doing that thing, it's a very Brooklyn thing, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
I'm doing that thing, it's a very Brooklyn thing,
You know? You keep them pure, you keep them away, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
You know? You keep them pure, you keep them away,
And then this way, I can't taint her - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
And then this way, I can't taint her
And I've also decided that I'm not gonna teach her - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And I've also decided that I'm not gonna teach her
No "he's" or "she's." But everybody will be "they." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
No "he's" or "she's." But ever...
But so that she'll fail English. So... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
But so that she'll fail English. So...
That's pretty cool. That's a milestone that, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
That's pretty cool. That's a milestone that,
She said "Pyongyang." Which is... pretty cool. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
She said "Pyongyang." Which is... pretty cool.
No, she doesn't talk, but she does that kind of - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:18
No, she doesn't talk, but she does that kind of
But really quite the opposite early in the morning - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:18
But really quite the opposite early in the morning
You know, 'cause I'm holding her with my left arm - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
You know, 'cause I'm holding her with my left arm