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David Cross: Oh Come On

There's no joke you can make,like, "Well, look who turned outto be a real dick." You know?

There's no joke you can make,
like, "Well, look who turned out
to be a real dick." You know?

Full Transcript

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There's no joke you can make, like, "Well,
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look who turned out to be a real dick." You know?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:30
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
The guy-- he's is who he is. He was always that person. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
The guy-- he's is who he is. He was always that person.
You can't make fun of a... You can't do a Trump bit, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
You can't make fun of a... You can't do a Trump bi...
It was pretty good. It made a point, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
It was pretty good. It made a point,
And then, you know, about 14 days later, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And then, you know, about 14 days later,
That happened six years ago, right?" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
That happened six years ago, right?"
You know, there's-- Every awful, outrageous, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
You know, there's-- Every awful, outrageous,
And making fun of Trump - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
And making fun of Trump
And I know there's a lot of speculation - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And I know there's a lot of speculation
-Or... -[audience booing] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
-Or... -[audience booing]
Or will he be arrested and sent to federal prison - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
Or will he be arrested and sent to federal prison
Or will he be assassinated by a group of caring nuns? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Or will he be assassinated by a group of caring nuns?
-Or... -[cheering] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
-Or... -[cheering]
Or will he be ripped apart by four horses - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
Or will he be ripped apart by four horses
Or will he be shot by a Nazi who travels through time - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:22
Or will he be shot by a Nazi who travels through time
Or... will he die of third-degree burns - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
Or... will he die of third-degree burns
Or will he die of a perforated colon - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
Or will he die of a perforated colon
[sighs] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
[sighs]
I'm... I'm an atheist, so I don't... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I'm... I'm an atheist, so I don't...
-[cheering] -All right. Whatevs. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
-[cheering] -All right. Whatevs.
So I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in heaven or hell. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
So I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in heaven or...