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Uh, not that you have to be an atheist
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David Cross: Oh Come On

Uh, not that you haveto be an atheist not to believein heaven or hell

Uh, not that you have
to be an atheist not to believe
in heaven or hell

Full Transcript

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Uh, not that you have to be an atheist
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not to believe in heaven or hell.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:29
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
There's a little Jewish rabbi... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
There's a little Jewish rabbi...
"You don't have to be an atheist - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
"You don't have to be an atheist
But yeah, so I don't believe in hell. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
But yeah, so I don't believe in hell.
So I don't think that Donald Trump is going - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
So I don't think that Donald Trump is going
And understand, I'm not denigrating the idea - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And understand, I'm not denigrating the idea
And I see its purpose, you know, it allows - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:19
And I see its purpose, you know, it allows
Yes, this guy enriched himself and his family - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:34
Yes, this guy enriched himself and his family
And I get why people, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
And I get why people, you know,
We're... we're so dumb, mankind didn't even invent - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
We're... we're so dumb, mankind didn't even i...
[grunting] "There's got to be a better way!" You know... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
[grunting] "There's got to be a better way!" ...
And I wish, you know, I just can't believe in it - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And I wish, you know, I just can't believe in it
So because I don't believe in hell, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
So because I don't believe in hell,
But I don't think he's gonna go to jail because I think - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
But I don't think he's gonna go to jail because I ...
Just go away, leave us alone, don't tweet, don't talk, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
Just go away, leave us alone, don't tweet, don't t...
It is beautiful. You can do whatever you want there, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
It is beautiful. You can do whatever you want there,
It's gonna be great. And we're gonna pay robots - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
It's gonna be great. And we're gonna pay robots
Gold chairs and gold towels and golden showers. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Gold chairs and gold towels and golden showers.
Just go, get the fuck away from us, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Just go, get the fuck away from us,
Let America become a decent place again." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Let America become a decent place again."
So because I don't think he'll be punished, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
So because I don't think he'll be punished,