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David Cross: Oh Come On

Uh, there's nothing, obviouslynothing funny about it, the terrorist bombingswere awful,...

Uh, there's nothing, obviously
nothing funny about it, the terrorist bombings
were awful, and

Full Transcript

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Uh, there's nothing, obviously nothing funny about it,
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the terrorist bombings were awful,
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and...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:57
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
The terrorist bombings that took place - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
The terrorist bombings that took place
But I believe you have to find a silver lining in everything. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
But I believe you have to find a silver lining in everything...
And as awful as they were, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And as awful as they were,
2024 U.S. Paralympic team should have a very strong showing. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
2024 U.S. Paralympic team should have a very strong showing.
Too soon. It's just... it's too soon. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Too soon. It's just... it's too soon.
So I was on the... I was on the internet the other day, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
So I was on the... I was on the internet the other day,
And I hope it wasn't Michael Nesmith, you know? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And I hope it wasn't Michael Nesmith, you know?
He wrote all the songs. When we think fondly - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
He wrote all the songs. When we think fondly
First joke was too soon, second one was too late. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
First joke was too soon, second one was too late.
So I think I speak for everyone in this room here tonight - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
So I think I speak for everyone in this room here tonight
And it always bothered me. Even before I had a kid, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And it always bothered me. Even before I had a kid,
Uh, "Yeah, so I had a kid." "Yay!" There's... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Uh, "Yeah, so I had a kid." "Yay!" There...
I haven't-- I haven't done anything applause-worthy yet. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I haven't-- I haven't done anything applause-worth...
You know what I'm saying? I mean, you know, I barely - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
You know what I'm saying? I mean, you know, I barely
And if I've produced a decent, kind, ethical, moral, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:16
And if I've produced a decent, kind, ethical, moral,
I mean, she could turn out to be a cunt. You know? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I mean, she could turn out to be a cunt. You know?
You know well-intended, well-meaning parents - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
You know well-intended, well-meaning parents
Their children are fucking shitty pieces - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Their children are fucking shitty pieces
And, I mean, obviously my wife and I are, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And, I mean, obviously my wife and I are, you know,
We could put in all the work, and she still ends up - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
We could put in all the work, and she still ends up