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David Cross: Oh Come On

We could put in all the work,and she still ends up being like kinda...half Ann Coulter,...

We could put in all the work,
and she still ends up being like kinda...
half Ann Coulter, half girl who killed her friend
'cause of Slender Man

Full Transcript

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We could put in all the work, and she still ends up
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being like kinda... half Ann Coulter,
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half girl who killed her friend 'cause of Slender Man.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:17
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
You can throw as many future feminist onesies on an infant, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
You can throw as many future feminist onesies on an infant,
When I was growing up, my dad had a coffee mug - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
When I was growing up, my dad had a coffee mug
And he was a lying asshole piece of shit. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And he was a lying asshole piece of shit.
He was a piece of shit. So what I'm saying is - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
He was a piece of shit. So what I'm saying is
I blame the Chinese, really. Uh... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I blame the Chinese, really. Uh...
But, you know, I am a first-time father. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
But, you know, I am a first-time father.
Longtime listener. And... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Longtime listener. And...
And just to allay any fears, I'm... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And just to allay any fears, I'm...
I'm not gonna do an hour of dad jokes. All right? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I'm not gonna do an hour of dad jokes. All right?
-Yes, exactly. -[scattered cheering] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
-Yes, exactly. -[scattered cheering]
And two, it would make me quite a hypocrite, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And two, it would make me quite a hypocrite, you know,
I mean, that's... it's a wholly unique experience to me. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I mean, that's... it's a wholly unique experience ...
So of course I've made some observations - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
So of course I've made some observations
And I'm certainly not gonna tell you, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And I'm certainly not gonna tell you, you know,
But she is precocious, I will say that. She is... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
But she is precocious, I will say that. She is...
She is precocious. She's... she's 54 weeks old. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
She is precocious. She's... she's 54 weeks old.
But if you see her, you'd be like, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
But if you see her, you'd be like,
I know. She's very mature for her age. You don't-- - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
I know. She's very mature for her age. You don't--
Or I carry her, but, you know, she exudes a kind of maturity - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
Or I carry her, but, you know, she exudes a kind of maturity
It's a blob, it's not, you know, but then over time, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
It's a blob, it's not, you know, but then over tim...