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We have to take her for her one year physical
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David Cross: Oh Come On

We have to take herfor her one year physical, which everyone of my friendswith kids, which...

We have to take her
for her one year physical, which everyone of my friends
with kids, which is a lot of them,
you know, have all said the same thing

Full Transcript

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We have to take her for her one year physical,
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which everyone of my friends with kids,
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which is a lot of them, you know,
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have all said the same thing.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:31
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
Just like, "Oh, my God, it's so hard - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Just like, "Oh, my God, it's so hard
It's awful." You know, 'cause there's all these needles - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
It's awful." You know, 'cause there's al...
So what I've been doing, with that in mind, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
So what I've been doing, with that in mind,
Slowly introducing her to pain. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Slowly introducing her to pain.
Yeah. But I'm having a clown do it, so it's fun. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Yeah. But I'm having a clown do it, so it's fun.
And so we are taking her in for her one year physical, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:14
And so we are taking her in for her one year physical,
Every day, I'm gonna make sure she knows that - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
Every day, I'm gonna make sure she knows that
What did Daddy tell you?" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
What did Daddy tell you?"
Not like..." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
Not like..."
I truly believe that it's... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I truly believe that it's...
A kid is never too young to learn about abortion. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
A kid is never too young to learn about abortion.
I... no reason not to tell them. No reason. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I... no reason not to tell them. No reason.
I do believe this, though, sincerely. Uh... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I do believe this, though, sincerely. Uh...
I truly think that having a kid - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
I truly think that having a kid
And I don't think it's a conscious decision - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And I don't think it's a conscious decision
I think it's this subconscious thing that's in the back - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
I think it's this subconscious thing that's in the...
I think there should be more of me in the world. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I think there should be more of me in the world.
I gotta balance this out." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:17
I gotta balance this out."
You know? They can sort of look ahead into the future - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
You know? They can sort of look ahead into the future
[inhales] "Well... [sighs] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
[inhales] "Well... [sighs]