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We're... we're so dumb, mankind didn't even invent
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David Cross: Oh Come On

We're... we're so dumb,mankind didn't even invent the sandwichuntil the 18th century

We're... we're so dumb,
mankind didn't even invent the sandwich
until the 18th century

Full Transcript

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We're... we're so dumb, mankind didn't even invent
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the sandwich until the 18th century.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:27
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
[grunting] "There's got to be a better way!" You know... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
[grunting] "There's got to be a better way!" ...
And I wish, you know, I just can't believe in it - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And I wish, you know, I just can't believe in it
So because I don't believe in hell, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
So because I don't believe in hell,
But I don't think he's gonna go to jail because I think - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
But I don't think he's gonna go to jail because I ...
Just go away, leave us alone, don't tweet, don't talk, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
Just go away, leave us alone, don't tweet, don't t...
It is beautiful. You can do whatever you want there, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
It is beautiful. You can do whatever you want there,
It's gonna be great. And we're gonna pay robots - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
It's gonna be great. And we're gonna pay robots
Gold chairs and gold towels and golden showers. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Gold chairs and gold towels and golden showers.
Just go, get the fuck away from us, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Just go, get the fuck away from us,
Let America become a decent place again." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Let America become a decent place again."
So because I don't think he'll be punished, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
So because I don't think he'll be punished,
And it's actually viable. We could make it happen. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And it's actually viable. We could make it happen.
And for the sake of the rest of this bit, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
And for the sake of the rest of this bit,
So if that's the case, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
So if that's the case,
They suck, but they're not evil. They're not fucking evil. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
They suck, but they're not evil. They're not fucki...
And also, please, don't pipe up in the middle and go, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
And also, please, don't pipe up in the middle and go,
'Cause we think that'd be a better candidate - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
'Cause we think that'd be a better candidate
I'm in the DSA as well, I share your philosophies, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
I'm in the DSA as well, I share your philosophies,
So... all the Democrats get together - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
So... all the Democrats get together
A real... you know, somebody who's very vocally anti-Trump. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
A real... you know, somebody who's very vocally anti-Tr...