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Yes, this guy enriched himself
and his family directly through the pain and
suffering and deaths of others and lived this life of luxury,
but he'll be punished in the afterlife, you know." And then the inverse is true,
of course, "This person who is selfless
and lived this impoverished life where they were just
trying desperately to campaign for clean water
in their village and then they were arrested
and tortured and raped and eventually killed
by an assassin's bullet from the United Fruit Company
or Monsanto or Union Carbide or Exxon
or whoever the fuck it is, you know, they lived that
kind of life, but they'll be rewarded
in heaven." And it's a great concept
and his family directly through the pain and
suffering and deaths of others and lived this life of luxury,
but he'll be punished in the afterlife, you know." And then the inverse is true,
of course, "This person who is selfless
and lived this impoverished life where they were just
trying desperately to campaign for clean water
in their village and then they were arrested
and tortured and raped and eventually killed
by an assassin's bullet from the United Fruit Company
or Monsanto or Union Carbide or Exxon
or whoever the fuck it is, you know, they lived that
kind of life, but they'll be rewarded
in heaven." And it's a great concept
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Yes, this guy enriched himself
and his family
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directly through the pain and
suffering and deaths of others
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and lived this life of luxury,
but he'll be punished
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in the afterlife, you know."
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And then the inverse is true,
of course,
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"This person who is selfless
and lived this impoverished life
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where they were just
trying desperately
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to campaign for clean water
in their village
00:00:19.889 --> 00:00:21.716
and then they were arrested
and tortured and raped
00:00:21.803 --> 00:00:23.037
and eventually killed
by an assassin's bullet
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from the United Fruit Company
or Monsanto
00:00:25.633 --> 00:00:27.897
or Union Carbide or Exxon
or whoever the fuck it is,
00:00:27.984 --> 00:00:29.042
you know, they lived that
kind of life,
00:00:29.507 --> 00:00:31.077
but they'll be rewarded
in heaven."
00:00:31.857 --> 00:00:34.998
And it's a great concept.
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Movie Summary
Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
![[grunting] "There's got
to be a better way!" You know... - David Cross: Oh Come On](https://clip.cafe/img400/grunting-theres-got-to-be-a-better-way-you-know.jpg)
