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David Cross: Oh Come On

"You don't have to be an atheist not to believe in heavenor hell, but it helps!" It'd be...

"You don't have to be an atheist not to believe in heaven
or hell, but it helps!" It'd be very confusing.
It'd be very confusing

Full Transcript

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"You don't have to be an atheist
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not to believe in heaven or hell, but it helps!"
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It'd be very confusing. It'd be very confusing.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:46
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
But yeah, so I don't believe in hell. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
But yeah, so I don't believe in hell.
So I don't think that Donald Trump is going - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
So I don't think that Donald Trump is going
And understand, I'm not denigrating the idea - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And understand, I'm not denigrating the idea
And I see its purpose, you know, it allows - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:19
And I see its purpose, you know, it allows
Yes, this guy enriched himself and his family - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:34
Yes, this guy enriched himself and his family
And I get why people, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
And I get why people, you know,
We're... we're so dumb, mankind didn't even invent - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
We're... we're so dumb, mankind didn't even i...
[grunting] "There's got to be a better way!" You know... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
[grunting] "There's got to be a better way!" ...
And I wish, you know, I just can't believe in it - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And I wish, you know, I just can't believe in it
So because I don't believe in hell, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
So because I don't believe in hell,
But I don't think he's gonna go to jail because I think - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
But I don't think he's gonna go to jail because I ...
Just go away, leave us alone, don't tweet, don't talk, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
Just go away, leave us alone, don't tweet, don't t...
It is beautiful. You can do whatever you want there, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
It is beautiful. You can do whatever you want there,
It's gonna be great. And we're gonna pay robots - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
It's gonna be great. And we're gonna pay robots
Gold chairs and gold towels and golden showers. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Gold chairs and gold towels and golden showers.
Just go, get the fuck away from us, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Just go, get the fuck away from us,
Let America become a decent place again." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Let America become a decent place again."
So because I don't think he'll be punished, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
So because I don't think he'll be punished,
And it's actually viable. We could make it happen. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And it's actually viable. We could make it happen.
And for the sake of the rest of this bit, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
And for the sake of the rest of this bit,