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David Cross: Oh Come On

You know. If nothing else,it allows her to get a little closer to the historyof her...

You know. If nothing else,
it allows her to get a little closer to the history
of her peoples, you know. And

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You know. If nothing else, it allows her to get
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a little closer to the history of her peoples, you know. And...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:50
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
[audience laughing, groaning] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
[audience laughing, groaning]
Her great-grandfather built ovens. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Her great-grandfather built ovens.
He got out, he got out, Ashville, he got out. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
He got out, he got out, Ashville, he got out.
We have to take her for her one year physical, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
We have to take her for her one year physical,
Just like, "Oh, my God, it's so hard - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Just like, "Oh, my God, it's so hard
It's awful." You know, 'cause there's all these needles - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
It's awful." You know, 'cause there's al...
So what I've been doing, with that in mind, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
So what I've been doing, with that in mind,
Slowly introducing her to pain. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Slowly introducing her to pain.
Yeah. But I'm having a clown do it, so it's fun. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Yeah. But I'm having a clown do it, so it's fun.
And so we are taking her in for her one year physical, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:14
And so we are taking her in for her one year physical,
Every day, I'm gonna make sure she knows that - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
Every day, I'm gonna make sure she knows that
What did Daddy tell you?" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
What did Daddy tell you?"
Not like..." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
Not like..."
I truly believe that it's... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I truly believe that it's...
A kid is never too young to learn about abortion. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
A kid is never too young to learn about abortion.
I... no reason not to tell them. No reason. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I... no reason not to tell them. No reason.
I do believe this, though, sincerely. Uh... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I do believe this, though, sincerely. Uh...
I truly think that having a kid - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
I truly think that having a kid
And I don't think it's a conscious decision - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And I don't think it's a conscious decision
I think it's this subconscious thing that's in the back - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
I think it's this subconscious thing that's in the...