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David Spade: Nothing Personal

A furry tail. I go, "Hey, what's, uh… You catchthat tail heading up to my room?" And he...

A furry tail. I go, "Hey, what's, uh… You catch
that tail heading up to my room?" And he goes, "Oh." "Uh, that, uh, might be a haguar." [crowd laughing]

Full Transcript

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A furry tail. I go,
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"Hey, what's, uh… You catch that tail heading up to my room?"
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And he goes, "Oh."
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"Uh, that, uh, might be a haguar."
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[crowd laughing]
Duration
15 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:07
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:26
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that."
He goes, "But you know, not too many." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
He goes, "But you know, not too many."
I go, "I've heard one can cause a ruckus, but sure." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:52
I go, "I've heard one can cause a ruckus, but sure...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd laughing]
Um, that's how she does it. Got five likes. She's stoked. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
Um, that's how she does it. Got five likes. She's ...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[crowd laughing]
She has, um, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
She has, um,
Scooby is like this, you know, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
Scooby is like this, you know,
It used to be… [yipping] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
It used to be… [yipping]
And then she has a thing called a Furby, or something, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:22
And then she has a thing called a Furby, or something,
So he's like… [moaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:30
So he's like… [moaning]
And then, when I come over, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
And then, when I come over,
"Ah, come here." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
"Ah, come here."
[David chuckling lightly] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[David chuckling lightly]
[whispering] Scooby… I'm not gonna tell you about that. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[whispering] Scooby… I'm not gonna tell you about that....
I try to get a professional massage - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I try to get a professional massage
And I don't wanna sound like a creepo, but I go, "Can I get a girl masseuse?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And I don't wanna sound like a creepo, but I go, "...
-[crowd laughing] -[David laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
-[crowd laughing] -[David laughing]
[honking] I look through, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:42
[honking] I look through,
So he comes in, and I go, "Let's just try it out." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:20
So he comes in, and I go, "Let's just try it out.&...