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And so I go to get a drink and then they hook up
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David Spade: Nothing Personal

And so I go to get a drinkand then they hook up and he walks away and goes, "You're up."...

And so I go to get a drink
and then they hook up and he walks away and goes, "You're up." -And I go…
-[crowd laughing] This feels like sloppy seconds to me

Full Transcript

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And so I go to get a drink and then they hook up
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and he walks away and goes, "You're up."
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-And I go… -[crowd laughing]
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This feels like sloppy seconds to me.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:49
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
Am I crazy? I mean, it was sold to me. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Am I crazy? I mean, it was sold to me.
I feel like I might have some legal recourse - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
I feel like I might have some legal recourse
"Have you ever been sold a threesome and it was really sloppy seconds?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
"Have you ever been sold a threesome and it was really ...
"You may be entitled to some compensation." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
"You may be entitled to some compensation."
You ever watch porn websites? My buddy goes, "Watch this one." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
You ever watch porn websites? My buddy goes, "Watch thi...
So it comes up and then under it it says, "Other videos we think you'll like." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
So it comes up and then under it it says, "Other videos...
First one, "Teenager gets gangbanged in an elevator." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:32
First one, "Teenager gets gangbanged in an elevator.&qu...
But I did think that they all have big wieners. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
But I did think that they all have big wieners.
And I was like, "Ugh. I wish I had a huge porn wiener." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
And I was like, "Ugh. I wish I had a huge porn wiener.&...
You know what I mean, 'cause… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You know what I mean, 'cause…
[groaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[groaning]
When the genie wasn't even paying attention anymore. Like… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
When the genie wasn't even paying attention anymore. Li...
Five? [groaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Five? [groaning]
I'd cure some stuff, but fuck, sometimes the house wins. You know? - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I'd cure some stuff, but fuck, sometimes the house wins...
Clickbait is… I'll tell you. I did a show in Nashville. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Clickbait is… I'll tell you. I did a show in Nashville....
Someone had a, uh, seizure in the back, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
Someone had a, uh, seizure in the back,
Usually you click on it and you go down all these wormholes, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
Usually you click on it and you go down all these wormholes,
I know what it is and I'm watching, and it's like "Cardi B does this," - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
I know what it is and I'm watching, and it's like ...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[crowd laughing]
But it's all blurry because I can't focus because that's all I think about. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
But it's all blurry because I can't focus because ...