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David Spade: Nothing Personal

And I go, "I don't love crabs." "They're kind of sickening to me,and there's too many at...

And I go, "I don't love crabs." "They're kind of sickening to me,
and there's too many at once, and I get overwhelmed
and they're fucking scary." And I tell a guy, "There's too many crabs."
And he goes, "It's crab season." I go… "I… But not in my house.
Like, it can be out there." And he goes, "But they're crazy."
I go, "These aren't answers." "This is… Do you get what I want to do?" "I don't want them here, 'cause they scare
the fuck out of me, 'cause I'm kinda a puss,
and they're gross, and they walk sideways,
you know, and that's unsettling, at best." What, what, what?

Full Transcript

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And I go, "I don't love crabs."
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"They're kind of sickening to me, and there's too many at once,
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and I get overwhelmed and they're fucking scary."
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And I tell a guy,
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"There's too many crabs." And he goes, "It's crab season." I go…
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"I… But not in my house. Like, it can be out there."
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And he goes, "But they're crazy." I go, "These aren't answers."
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"This is… Do you get what I want to do?"
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"I don't want them here, 'cause they scare the fuck out of me,
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'cause I'm kinda a puss, and they're gross,
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and they walk sideways, you know, and that's unsettling, at best."
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What, what, what?
Duration
38 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:58
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
[crowd laughing]
And they tap on windows. [clacking] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And they tap on windows. [clacking]
And so I go, "I need less than 100 in the house." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
And so I go, "I need less than 100 in the house."
There's seven minimum when I go to bed. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
There's seven minimum when I go to bed.
I'm going to bed and the guy goes, "Oh, they won't go on your bed." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:31
I'm going to bed and the guy goes, "Oh, they won&#...
[crowd laughing, applauding] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
[crowd laughing, applauding]
They're like, "Jama Day. Hey…" [humming] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
They're like, "Jama Day. Hey…" [humming]
And then I'm down with the guy - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
And then I'm down with the guy
And I go, uh… I look at the stairs and there's a tail going up the upstairs. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And I go, uh… I look at the stairs and there's a tail g...
A furry tail. I go, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
A furry tail. I go,
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:26
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that."
He goes, "But you know, not too many." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
He goes, "But you know, not too many."
I go, "I've heard one can cause a ruckus, but sure." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:52
I go, "I've heard one can cause a ruckus, but sure...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd laughing]
Um, that's how she does it. Got five likes. She's stoked. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
Um, that's how she does it. Got five likes. She's ...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[crowd laughing]
She has, um, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
She has, um,
Scooby is like this, you know, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
Scooby is like this, you know,
It used to be… [yipping] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
It used to be… [yipping]
And then she has a thing called a Furby, or something, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:22
And then she has a thing called a Furby, or something,