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David Spade: Nothing Personal

And I go, "Oh yeah?Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool." "Do you have, uh, like, five shrimps?" ...

David Spade: Nothing Personal • 2022

And I go, "Oh yeah?
Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool." "Do you have, uh, like, five shrimps?" [crowd laughing] "Yeah. There's a scenario
where you could get five shrimp." "There's no way you could take ten shrimps
and jam 'em in a circle." "Make a shrimps cocktail." He's like,
"No one ever said fucking shrimps cocktail in the history of the world." [crowd laughing] I go, "What are your fishes?
Honestly. Do you have elks?" I like to go to McDonald's. I go,
"What's your Filet o' Fish of the day?" [clearing throat] "I think yesterday was a branzino." "I think." [crowd laughing] Stupid

Full Transcript

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And I go, "Oh yeah? Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool."

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"Do you have, uh, like, five shrimps?"

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[crowd laughing]

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"Yeah. There's a scenario where you could get five shrimp."

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"There's no way you could take ten shrimps and jam 'em in a circle."

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"Make a shrimps cocktail."

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He's like, "No one ever said fucking shrimps cocktail

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in the history of the world."

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[crowd laughing]

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I go, "What are your fishes? Honestly. Do you have elks?"

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I like to go to McDonald's. I go, "What's your Filet o' Fish of the day?"

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[clearing throat]

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"I think yesterday was a branzino."

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"I think."

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[crowd laughing]

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Stupid.

Duration

45 seconds

Views

22

Timestamp in Movie

00:34:07

Uploaded

Mar 29, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.