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And then… [crowd laughing] …I voluntarily go into this shithole, and I'm like, "Hey,"
and then this guy is like… [groaning] I go, "Hey man,
I need some weed pen or something." He goes… [nervously chuckling] I go, "Do you work here?"
He goes… [groaning sheepishly] "I'm… I have anxiety." I go, "I don't give a shit, dude.
I'm sorry, but like…" He goes, "Ugh. My job is hard." I go, "Dude, I hated every job
I had my whole life." I can't take younger kids
that wanna quit everything
and then this guy is like… [groaning] I go, "Hey man,
I need some weed pen or something." He goes… [nervously chuckling] I go, "Do you work here?"
He goes… [groaning sheepishly] "I'm… I have anxiety." I go, "I don't give a shit, dude.
I'm sorry, but like…" He goes, "Ugh. My job is hard." I go, "Dude, I hated every job
I had my whole life." I can't take younger kids
that wanna quit everything
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And then…
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[crowd laughing]
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…I voluntarily go into this shithole,
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and I'm like, "Hey,"
and then this guy is like… [groaning]
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I go, "Hey man,
I need some weed pen or something."
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He goes… [nervously chuckling]
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I go, "Do you work here?"
He goes… [groaning sheepishly]
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"I'm… I have anxiety."
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I go,
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"I don't give a shit, dude.
I'm sorry, but like…"
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He goes, "Ugh. My job is hard."
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I go,
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"Dude, I hated every job
I had my whole life."
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I can't take younger kids
that wanna quit everything.
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Movie Summary
Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.