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David Spade: Nothing Personal

But when I go in the terminal, I'm not even a quarter mile away,and they're like, "Whoa,...

But when I go in the terminal, I'm not even a quarter mile away,
and they're like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Before you get on board,
we have to clean the aircraft." It's literally one guy with Febreze
going like this… [blowing raspberry] "All right. Bring them on." "Bring on the cattle."
And it's literally everyone

Full Transcript

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But when I go in the terminal,
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I'm not even a quarter mile away, and they're like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Before you get on board, we have to clean the aircraft."
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It's literally one guy with Febreze going like this… [blowing raspberry]
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"All right. Bring them on."
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"Bring on the cattle." And it's literally everyone.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:45
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
"Number 1 through 1000." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
"Number 1 through 1000."
And then… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And then…
"Get on the plane. Everyone get on the plane." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
"Get on the plane. Everyone get on the plane."
When I left the plane I said, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
When I left the plane I said,
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
[crowd laughing]
I, uh… I did take a, um… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
I, uh… I did take a, um…
I did, um… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:18
I did, um…
I'm like, "These girls are hybrid hookers." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
I'm like, "These girls are hybrid hookers."
I'm like this… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
I'm like this…
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[crowd laughing]
We're on the flight, and I'm like, "Finally, a juicy jet - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
We're on the flight, and I'm like, "Finally, ...
And then the pilot comes out, and he comes out like all doomsday. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
And then the pilot comes out, and he comes out like all doom...
[breathing heavily] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:22
[breathing heavily]
I go, "It's going to get real bad. What do you mean? What, what, what? How?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:37
I go, "It's going to get real bad. What do you mea...
You know how some people laugh when they're scared? I pee. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You know how some people laugh when they're scared? I p...
Anyway, and then it stops for one second, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
Anyway, and then it stops for one second,
I go up, I go, "Hey. Earlier…" and he goes, "What?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:35
I go up, I go, "Hey. Earlier…" and he goes, "...
I go, "Did we crash? No, we landed?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:18
I go, "Did we crash? No, we landed?"
[blowing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[blowing]
There is no other plane within a mile, and I go, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
There is no other plane within a mile, and I go,