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David Spade: Nothing Personal

But it is a weird world now where you can't even give someonecompliments about their kid

But it is a weird world now where you can't even give someone
compliments about their kid

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But it is a weird world now
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where you can't even give someone compliments about their kid.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:55
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
You used to be able to. Like, I got a lot. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
You used to be able to. Like, I got a lot.
Um… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
Um…
I want to defend myself and go, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:31
I want to defend myself and go,
Like, just pantsing people in grade school. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Like, just pantsing people in grade school.
I was 11, where soccer… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
I was 11, where soccer…
And no one tells me he had the biggest wang, prong, anaconda, dick in history, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And no one tells me he had the biggest wang, prong, anaconda...
And I go… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
And I go…
He sat there and let it wave in the breeze for a while. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
He sat there and let it wave in the breeze for a while.
"Drink it in!" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
"Drink it in!"
He didn't even pull 'em up. He waited for a timeout, eight minutes later. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
He didn't even pull 'em up. He waited for a timeou...
He finally goes, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
He finally goes,
And then, all the moms started coming to practice an hour early. You know. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And then, all the moms started coming to practice an hour ea...
Dressed like they're going to the Golden Globes or something. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Dressed like they're going to the Golden Globes or some...
You know, sometimes you flirt with a girl you go… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
You know, sometimes you flirt with a girl you go…
If they don't text you back right away, you're dead in the water. It's over. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
If they don't text you back right away, you're dea...
Because I texted a girl, took her four days, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
Because I texted a girl, took her four days,
And it's just such a bullshit excuse, cause I did finally get her out to dinner. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And it's just such a bullshit excuse, cause I did final...
[trilling] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
[trilling]
Oh boy, so… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Oh boy, so…
Caitlyn Jenner, when I grew up, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Caitlyn Jenner, when I grew up,