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David Spade: Nothing Personal

But then… my phone was running lowand I was like, "Oh." I wanted to plug it in. The...

But then… my phone was running low
and I was like, "Oh." I wanted to plug it in. The hostess goes,
"I can plug it in for you." And I go… [groaning] "I'll just take it from you." I go… [groaning] [whispering] Terrifying

Full Transcript

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But then…
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my phone was running low and I was like, "Oh."
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I wanted to plug it in. The hostess goes, "I can plug it in for you."
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And I go… [groaning]
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"I'll just take it from you."
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I go…
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[groaning]
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[whispering] Terrifying.
Duration
21 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:50
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
She goes, "It'll be just around the corner." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
She goes, "It'll be just around the corner."
You don't want to give up that phone. There's too much stuff on it. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You don't want to give up that phone. There's too ...
Some text saying, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
Some text saying,
I don't want that hostess to roll through my camera, you know, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
I don't want that hostess to roll through my camera, yo...
What? You know. And that's… you gotta… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
What? You know. And that's… you gotta…
Now you lead with it. Hey. Here's my dick. If you wanna… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
Now you lead with it. Hey. Here's my dick. If you wanna...
We have any chemistry or… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
We have any chemistry or…
I'm so old you used to, uh, have to sketch out your dick to give it to a girl. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
I'm so old you used to, uh, have to sketch out your dic...
But actually, I told my friend, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
But actually, I told my friend,
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd laughing]
I tried it. I go, "I'm just gonna take it in my house." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
I tried it. I go, "I'm just gonna take it in my ho...
I'm just like, "In kitchen." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
I'm just like, "In kitchen."
[buzzing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[buzzing]
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
[crowd laughing]
You get that bird in a nest look. That's… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
You get that bird in a nest look. That's…
It's tough, you know? I just… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
It's tough, you know? I just…
I did have a threesome recently in college. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
I did have a threesome recently in college.
The college threesome is, um… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
The college threesome is, um…
The third was supposed to be a girl. That was the whole plan. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
The third was supposed to be a girl. That was the whole plan...
And then we had it all set up - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And then we had it all set up