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David Spade: Nothing Personal

But I had a rod.So, it sort of canceled it out. You know?

[buzzing] But I had a rod.
So, it sort of canceled it out. You know?

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But I had a rod. So, it sort of canceled it out. You know?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:04
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
[crowd laughing]
You get that bird in a nest look. That's… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
You get that bird in a nest look. That's…
It's tough, you know? I just… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
It's tough, you know? I just…
I did have a threesome recently in college. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
I did have a threesome recently in college.
The college threesome is, um… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
The college threesome is, um…
The third was supposed to be a girl. That was the whole plan. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
The third was supposed to be a girl. That was the whole plan...
And then we had it all set up - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And then we had it all set up
And I said, "Let's just grab him. Let's just run through it once." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
And I said, "Let's just grab him. Let's just ...
You know what? Because I didn't think it through and it was. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You know what? Because I didn't think it through and it...
But later… about ten years later I had another one, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
But later… about ten years later I had another one,
We're in a hotel room getting ready for a concert, everyone's drinking, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
We're in a hotel room getting ready for a concert, ever...
And so I go to get a drink and then they hook up - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
And so I go to get a drink and then they hook up
Am I crazy? I mean, it was sold to me. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Am I crazy? I mean, it was sold to me.
I feel like I might have some legal recourse - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
I feel like I might have some legal recourse
"Have you ever been sold a threesome and it was really sloppy seconds?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
"Have you ever been sold a threesome and it was really ...
"You may be entitled to some compensation." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
"You may be entitled to some compensation."
You ever watch porn websites? My buddy goes, "Watch this one." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
You ever watch porn websites? My buddy goes, "Watch thi...
So it comes up and then under it it says, "Other videos we think you'll like." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
So it comes up and then under it it says, "Other videos...
First one, "Teenager gets gangbanged in an elevator." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:32
First one, "Teenager gets gangbanged in an elevator.&qu...
But I did think that they all have big wieners. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
But I did think that they all have big wieners.