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David Spade: Nothing Personal

You'd take it off and pull on themthey're three and a half feet long

[crowd laughing hysterically] You'd take it off and pull on them
they're three and a half feet long

Full Transcript

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[crowd laughing hysterically]
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You'd take it off and pull on them they're three and a half feet long.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:11
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
[groaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
[groaning]
Uh, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
Uh,
So I go over there and… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
So I go over there and…
It's literally "fits sizes 5 to 28." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
It's literally "fits sizes 5 to 28."
"Fits sizes Asian to Black guy." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
"Fits sizes Asian to Black guy."
Girl's like, "Oh my God." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
Girl's like, "Oh my God."
But you really shouldn't wear the ones that are too big. You know? - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
But you really shouldn't wear the ones that are too big...
I mean, it's not… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
I mean, it's not…
You're like, "This is… this is ridiculous." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:16
You're like, "This is… this is ridiculous."
"Can I… can I use that for one second? Just to double…" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
"Can I… can I use that for one second? Just to double…&...
You're like… ♪ Clang, clang, clang goes the trolley ♪ - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
You're like… ♪ Clang, clang, clang goes the trolley ♪...
Magnum and then in little words "Juniors." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
Magnum and then in little words "Juniors."
And then I bought a shirt, and they have a nine-way mirror in Macy's. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
And then I bought a shirt, and they have a nine-way mirror i...
I am barely okay with what I look like in a one-way mirror. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I am barely okay with what I look like in a one-way mirror.
Do you understand? Like… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
Do you understand? Like…
I get it, but for me, looking in the mirror, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:37
I get it, but for me, looking in the mirror,
And then I have no confidence, so if I go to a bar, I just stay flat. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
And then I have no confidence, so if I go to a bar, I just s...
"Hey. You ladies work together?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
"Hey. You ladies work together?"
[sighing heavily] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
[sighing heavily]
I went over to his house and he's watching the Little League World Series. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I went over to his house and he's watching the Little L...