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David Spade: Nothing Personal

No one getson a scale and goes… You know… I'm like Ariana Grande

[crowd laughing] No one gets
on a scale and goes… [straining] You know… I'm like Ariana Grande

Full Transcript

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[crowd laughing]
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No one gets on a scale and goes… [straining]
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You know…
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I'm like Ariana Grande.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:38
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
So… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
So…
And then he goes, "Uh, try again." And I go… [exhaling] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:23
And then he goes, "Uh, try again." And I go… [exha...
[vocalizing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
[vocalizing]
[clacking] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:20
[clacking]
[groaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:28
[groaning]
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
[crowd laughing]
[David chuckling lightly] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[David chuckling lightly]
[crowd cheering, applauding] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[crowd cheering, applauding]
Actually, the hostess, uh, tried to strike up a little jibber-jabber, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Actually, the hostess, uh, tried to strike up a little jibbe...
She goes, "Mr. Spade, we're so excited to have you." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
She goes, "Mr. Spade, we're so excited to have you...
"I'm sure it's nothing. I wouldn't worry about it at all, you know." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:12
"I'm sure it's nothing. I wouldn't...
And then I sit down, and sometimes it's such a nice restaurant that the… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And then I sit down, and sometimes it's such a nice res...
You ever seen that? They don't even tell you how much it is. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You ever seen that? They don't even tell you how much i...
I think the waiter tries to guess how rich you are, because I go, uh, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:22
I think the waiter tries to guess how rich you are, because ...
I think he has an earpiece in there like, "What is he wearing? Go lower." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:20
I think he has an earpiece in there like, "What is he w...
So it's always - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
So it's always
I go, "Do you guys have any shrimps?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:16
I go, "Do you guys have any shrimps?"
And I go, "Oh yeah? Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:45
And I go, "Oh yeah? Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool."
But then… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
But then…
She goes, "It'll be just around the corner." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
She goes, "It'll be just around the corner."