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David Spade: Nothing Personal

So… Anyway, I get called in and the doctor… But they're so…they're such quick meetings,...

[crowd laughing] So… Anyway, I get called in and the doctor… But they're so…
they're such quick meetings, they're almost fake

Full Transcript

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[crowd laughing]
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So…
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Anyway, I get called in and the doctor…
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But they're so… they're such quick meetings,
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they're almost fake.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:38
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
So the doctor calls me and goes, "Hey, come in for a physical." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:25
So the doctor calls me and goes, "Hey, come in for a ph...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd laughing]
"Oh, you don't have the chalupa today?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
"Oh, you don't have the chalupa today?"
But… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
But…
He goes, "How much you weigh?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:25
He goes, "How much you weigh?"
So I go over to this old man doctor stick scale thing. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
So I go over to this old man doctor stick scale thing.
Little black cinder blocks. I go, "These are 50 each, right?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Little black cinder blocks. I go, "These are 50 each, r...
And then… [clacking] …the one-pounder, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And then… [clacking] …the one-pounder,
"I'm 145, 'cause I'm such a fat ox, according to you." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
"I'm 145, 'cause I'm such a fat ox, acco...
"What is he talking about?" So I go like this… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
"What is he talking about?" So I go like this…
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
[crowd laughing]
So… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
So…
And then he goes, "Uh, try again." And I go… [exhaling] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:23
And then he goes, "Uh, try again." And I go… [exha...
[vocalizing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
[vocalizing]
[clacking] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:20
[clacking]
[groaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:28
[groaning]
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
[crowd laughing]
[David chuckling lightly] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[David chuckling lightly]
[crowd cheering, applauding] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[crowd cheering, applauding]
Actually, the hostess, uh, tried to strike up a little jibber-jabber, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Actually, the hostess, uh, tried to strike up a little jibbe...