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David Spade: Nothing Personal

"What's your weight?" "140." So… But, you know, you fluctuate.So I porked up a little...

[crowd laughing] "What's your weight?" "140." So… But, you know, you fluctuate.
So I porked up a little along the way

Full Transcript

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[crowd laughing]
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"What's your weight?" "140."
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So… But, you know, you fluctuate. So I porked up a little along the way.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:03
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
And it sort of backfired on me 'cause I was… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
And it sort of backfired on me 'cause I was…
And when we were doing Grown Ups, I had to go in and get, uh, tested for it. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And when we were doing Grown Ups, I had to go in and get, uh...
And Grown Ups is a movie you've probably seen - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And Grown Ups is a movie you've probably seen
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:12
[crowd laughing]
So the doctor calls me and goes, "Hey, come in for a physical." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:25
So the doctor calls me and goes, "Hey, come in for a ph...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd laughing]
"Oh, you don't have the chalupa today?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
"Oh, you don't have the chalupa today?"
But… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
But…
He goes, "How much you weigh?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:25
He goes, "How much you weigh?"
So I go over to this old man doctor stick scale thing. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
So I go over to this old man doctor stick scale thing.
Little black cinder blocks. I go, "These are 50 each, right?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Little black cinder blocks. I go, "These are 50 each, r...
And then… [clacking] …the one-pounder, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And then… [clacking] …the one-pounder,
"I'm 145, 'cause I'm such a fat ox, according to you." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
"I'm 145, 'cause I'm such a fat ox, acco...
"What is he talking about?" So I go like this… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
"What is he talking about?" So I go like this…
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
[crowd laughing]
So… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
So…
And then he goes, "Uh, try again." And I go… [exhaling] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:23
And then he goes, "Uh, try again." And I go… [exha...
[vocalizing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
[vocalizing]
[clacking] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:20
[clacking]
[groaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:28
[groaning]