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David Spade: Nothing Personal

Like, "Chop, dice!" They just want to kill.They're not scared of you

[crowd laughing] And then you look at 'em and they go… [droning] They stand up and go… [clacking] Like, "Chop, dice!" They just want to kill.
They're not scared of you

Full Transcript

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[crowd laughing]
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And then you look at 'em and they go…
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[droning]
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They stand up and go… [clacking]
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Like, "Chop, dice!"
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They just want to kill. They're not scared of you.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:34
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
And they tap on windows. [clacking] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And they tap on windows. [clacking]
And so I go, "I need less than 100 in the house." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
And so I go, "I need less than 100 in the house."
There's seven minimum when I go to bed. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
There's seven minimum when I go to bed.
I'm going to bed and the guy goes, "Oh, they won't go on your bed." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:31
I'm going to bed and the guy goes, "Oh, they won&#...
[crowd laughing, applauding] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
[crowd laughing, applauding]
They're like, "Jama Day. Hey…" [humming] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
They're like, "Jama Day. Hey…" [humming]
And then I'm down with the guy - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
And then I'm down with the guy
And I go, uh… I look at the stairs and there's a tail going up the upstairs. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And I go, uh… I look at the stairs and there's a tail g...
A furry tail. I go, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
A furry tail. I go,
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:26
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that."
He goes, "But you know, not too many." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
He goes, "But you know, not too many."
I go, "I've heard one can cause a ruckus, but sure." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:52
I go, "I've heard one can cause a ruckus, but sure...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd laughing]
Um, that's how she does it. Got five likes. She's stoked. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
Um, that's how she does it. Got five likes. She's ...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[crowd laughing]
She has, um, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
She has, um,
Scooby is like this, you know, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
Scooby is like this, you know,
It used to be… [yipping] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
It used to be… [yipping]
And then she has a thing called a Furby, or something, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:22
And then she has a thing called a Furby, or something,
So he's like… [moaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:30
So he's like… [moaning]