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David Spade: Nothing Personal

It sounds mean, but it's a house, but the stairs to my room upstairsare outside, which is...

[crowd laughing] I stay in this dump, and it's… [chuckling] It sounds mean, but it's a house, but the stairs to my room upstairs
are outside, which is weird

Full Transcript

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[crowd laughing]
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I stay in this dump, and it's… [chuckling]
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It sounds mean, but it's a house,
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but the stairs to my room upstairs are outside, which is weird.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:42
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
By the way, there's a million crabs outside and there's 10,000 inside. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
By the way, there's a million crabs outside and there&#...
And I go, "I don't love crabs." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:38
And I go, "I don't love crabs."
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
[crowd laughing]
And they tap on windows. [clacking] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And they tap on windows. [clacking]
And so I go, "I need less than 100 in the house." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
And so I go, "I need less than 100 in the house."
There's seven minimum when I go to bed. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
There's seven minimum when I go to bed.
I'm going to bed and the guy goes, "Oh, they won't go on your bed." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:31
I'm going to bed and the guy goes, "Oh, they won&#...
[crowd laughing, applauding] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
[crowd laughing, applauding]
They're like, "Jama Day. Hey…" [humming] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
They're like, "Jama Day. Hey…" [humming]
And then I'm down with the guy - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
And then I'm down with the guy
And I go, uh… I look at the stairs and there's a tail going up the upstairs. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And I go, uh… I look at the stairs and there's a tail g...
A furry tail. I go, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
A furry tail. I go,
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:26
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that."
He goes, "But you know, not too many." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
He goes, "But you know, not too many."
I go, "I've heard one can cause a ruckus, but sure." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:52
I go, "I've heard one can cause a ruckus, but sure...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd laughing]
Um, that's how she does it. Got five likes. She's stoked. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
Um, that's how she does it. Got five likes. She's ...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[crowd laughing]
She has, um, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
She has, um,
Scooby is like this, you know, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
Scooby is like this, you know,