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David Spade: Nothing Personal

I shouldn't say that to a dog,but you know

[David chuckling lightly] I shouldn't say that to a dog,
but you know

Full Transcript

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[David chuckling lightly]
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I shouldn't say that to a dog, but you know.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:57
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
[whispering] Scooby… I'm not gonna tell you about that. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[whispering] Scooby… I'm not gonna tell you about that....
I try to get a professional massage - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I try to get a professional massage
And I don't wanna sound like a creepo, but I go, "Can I get a girl masseuse?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And I don't wanna sound like a creepo, but I go, "...
-[crowd laughing] -[David laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
-[crowd laughing] -[David laughing]
[honking] I look through, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:42
[honking] I look through,
So he comes in, and I go, "Let's just try it out." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:20
So he comes in, and I go, "Let's just try it out.&...
I go, "Okay. Well, I didn't know it was this high." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:18
I go, "Okay. Well, I didn't know it was this high....
And he goes like this… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And he goes like this…
[groaning loudly] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:16
[groaning loudly]
And then he goes… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
And then he goes…
And I had the balls right in the middle to go, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
And I had the balls right in the middle to go,
I lay down there, hor-- And then I get up and tip him. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I lay down there, hor-- And then I get up and tip him.
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[crowd laughing]
"I'm sorry. I just didn't mean to like… I just feel weird 'cause you're a guy, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:24
"I'm sorry. I just didn't mean to like… I jus...
It's the skankiest, roughest street in Hollywood. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
It's the skankiest, roughest street in Hollywood.
I don't even go to the 7-Eleven there. And then they go… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
I don't even go to the 7-Eleven there. And then they go...
And it's not the Apple clean, iPhone store. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And it's not the Apple clean, iPhone store.
And then… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:31
And then…
I go, "Dude, let me tell you some bad news." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:28
I go, "Dude, let me tell you some bad news."
"Hey, Jimmy. We got him." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:57
"Hey, Jimmy. We got him."