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First one,

David Spade: Nothing Personal

First one,"Teenager gets gangbanged in an elevator." I'm like, "I'd like that?" "Yeah....

David Spade: Nothing Personal • 2022

First one,
"Teenager gets gangbanged in an elevator." I'm like, "I'd like that?" "Yeah. Yes, you would." I go, "No. I did hand jobs." "That's the ea-- That's nothing." "No. We've run some analytics on you." "No, you haven't. I punched three keys." "You're in a really dark place
right now." "I am?" "Hand job." "Oh, you're gonna watch it now
or in a week from now." "What's it gonna be?"
I'm like, "Ugh. Now." [crowd laughing] This thing knows me
better than my therapist

Full Transcript

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First one, "Teenager gets gangbanged in an elevator."

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I'm like, "I'd like that?"

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"Yeah. Yes, you would."

00:00:07.882 --> 00:00:09.718

I go, "No. I did hand jobs."

00:00:09.801 --> 00:00:11.469

"That's the ea-- That's nothing."

00:00:11.553 --> 00:00:14.806

"No. We've run some analytics on you."

00:00:14.889 --> 00:00:17.225

"No, you haven't. I punched three keys."

00:00:17.308 --> 00:00:20.145

"You're in a really dark place right now." "I am?"

00:00:20.228 --> 00:00:21.187

"Hand job."

00:00:23.064 --> 00:00:25.358

"Oh, you're gonna watch it now or in a week from now."

00:00:25.442 --> 00:00:28.001

"What's it gonna be?" I'm like, "Ugh. Now."

00:00:28.111 --> 00:00:29.404

[crowd laughing]

00:00:29.487 --> 00:00:31.322

This thing knows me better than my therapist.

Duration

32 seconds

Views

31

Timestamp in Movie

00:41:04

Uploaded

Mar 29, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.