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David Spade: Nothing Personal

"Get on the plane.Everyone get on the plane." "Please, we have to push off the gate."...

"Get on the plane.
Everyone get on the plane." "Please, we have to push off the gate." That's all they care about.
"Push off the gate." "Push, push. Gate, gate. Off. Go." And we're in the hall and I'm like this

Full Transcript

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"Get on the plane. Everyone get on the plane."
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"Please, we have to push off the gate."
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That's all they care about. "Push off the gate."
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"Push, push. Gate, gate. Off. Go."
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And we're in the hall and I'm like this.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:25
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
When I left the plane I said, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
When I left the plane I said,
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
[crowd laughing]
I, uh… I did take a, um… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
I, uh… I did take a, um…
I did, um… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:18
I did, um…
I'm like, "These girls are hybrid hookers." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
I'm like, "These girls are hybrid hookers."
I'm like this… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
I'm like this…
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[crowd laughing]
We're on the flight, and I'm like, "Finally, a juicy jet - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
We're on the flight, and I'm like, "Finally, ...
And then the pilot comes out, and he comes out like all doomsday. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
And then the pilot comes out, and he comes out like all doom...
[breathing heavily] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:22
[breathing heavily]
I go, "It's going to get real bad. What do you mean? What, what, what? How?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:37
I go, "It's going to get real bad. What do you mea...
You know how some people laugh when they're scared? I pee. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You know how some people laugh when they're scared? I p...
Anyway, and then it stops for one second, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
Anyway, and then it stops for one second,
I go up, I go, "Hey. Earlier…" and he goes, "What?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:35
I go up, I go, "Hey. Earlier…" and he goes, "...
I go, "Did we crash? No, we landed?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:18
I go, "Did we crash? No, we landed?"
[blowing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[blowing]
There is no other plane within a mile, and I go, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
There is no other plane within a mile, and I go,
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
[crowd laughing]
I go, "What do you mean?" They go, "It just popped out from 20 feet up." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:27
I go, "What do you mean?" They go, "It just p...