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David Spade: Nothing Personal

-I… No. I… It's funny, 'cause… I… I've always weighed about 140

[girl whooping]
-I… No. I… It's funny, 'cause… I… I've always weighed about 140

Full Transcript

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-[girl whooping] -I…
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No. I… It's funny, 'cause…
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I… I've always weighed about 140.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:39
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
And the subject of weight is funny, 'cause with guys… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
And the subject of weight is funny, 'cause with guys…
And I remember I got weighed the last time when I was about, you know, 30. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And I remember I got weighed the last time when I was about,...
And then for the rest of my life - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
And then for the rest of my life
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
[crowd laughing]
And it sort of backfired on me 'cause I was… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
And it sort of backfired on me 'cause I was…
And when we were doing Grown Ups, I had to go in and get, uh, tested for it. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And when we were doing Grown Ups, I had to go in and get, uh...
And Grown Ups is a movie you've probably seen - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And Grown Ups is a movie you've probably seen
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:12
[crowd laughing]
So the doctor calls me and goes, "Hey, come in for a physical." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:25
So the doctor calls me and goes, "Hey, come in for a ph...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd laughing]
"Oh, you don't have the chalupa today?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
"Oh, you don't have the chalupa today?"
But… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
But…
He goes, "How much you weigh?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:25
He goes, "How much you weigh?"
So I go over to this old man doctor stick scale thing. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
So I go over to this old man doctor stick scale thing.
Little black cinder blocks. I go, "These are 50 each, right?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Little black cinder blocks. I go, "These are 50 each, r...
And then… [clacking] …the one-pounder, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And then… [clacking] …the one-pounder,
"I'm 145, 'cause I'm such a fat ox, according to you." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
"I'm 145, 'cause I'm such a fat ox, acco...
"What is he talking about?" So I go like this… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
"What is he talking about?" So I go like this…
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
[crowd laughing]
So… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
So…