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David Spade: Nothing Personal

165, I go, "There's no wayI have 25 pounds of mystery weight somewhere on my bodythat I...

[groaning] [crowd laughing] 165, I go, "There's no way
I have 25 pounds of mystery weight somewhere on my body
that I don't even know about." And he goes, "Adam's not gonna like this." [crowd laughing, applauding, cheering] [David] Ugh

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[groaning]
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[crowd laughing]
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165, I go,
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"There's no way I have 25 pounds of mystery weight
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somewhere on my body that I don't even know about."
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And he goes,
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"Adam's not gonna like this."
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[crowd laughing, applauding, cheering]
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[David] Ugh.
Duration
28 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:55
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
[crowd laughing]
[David chuckling lightly] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[David chuckling lightly]
[crowd cheering, applauding] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[crowd cheering, applauding]
Actually, the hostess, uh, tried to strike up a little jibber-jabber, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Actually, the hostess, uh, tried to strike up a little jibbe...
She goes, "Mr. Spade, we're so excited to have you." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
She goes, "Mr. Spade, we're so excited to have you...
"I'm sure it's nothing. I wouldn't worry about it at all, you know." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:12
"I'm sure it's nothing. I wouldn't...
And then I sit down, and sometimes it's such a nice restaurant that the… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And then I sit down, and sometimes it's such a nice res...
You ever seen that? They don't even tell you how much it is. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You ever seen that? They don't even tell you how much i...
I think the waiter tries to guess how rich you are, because I go, uh, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:22
I think the waiter tries to guess how rich you are, because ...
I think he has an earpiece in there like, "What is he wearing? Go lower." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:20
I think he has an earpiece in there like, "What is he w...
So it's always - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
So it's always
I go, "Do you guys have any shrimps?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:16
I go, "Do you guys have any shrimps?"
And I go, "Oh yeah? Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:45
And I go, "Oh yeah? Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool."
But then… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
But then…
She goes, "It'll be just around the corner." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
She goes, "It'll be just around the corner."
You don't want to give up that phone. There's too much stuff on it. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You don't want to give up that phone. There's too ...
Some text saying, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
Some text saying,
I don't want that hostess to roll through my camera, you know, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
I don't want that hostess to roll through my camera, yo...
What? You know. And that's… you gotta… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
What? You know. And that's… you gotta…
Now you lead with it. Hey. Here's my dick. If you wanna… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
Now you lead with it. Hey. Here's my dick. If you wanna...