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David Spade: Nothing Personal

"Have you ever been sold a threesomeand it was really sloppy seconds?" Yes! Yes, I have

"Have you ever been sold a threesome
and it was really sloppy seconds?" Yes! Yes, I have

Full Transcript

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"Have you ever been sold a threesome and it was really sloppy seconds?"
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Yes! Yes, I have.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:13
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
"You may be entitled to some compensation." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
"You may be entitled to some compensation."
You ever watch porn websites? My buddy goes, "Watch this one." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
You ever watch porn websites? My buddy goes, "Watch thi...
So it comes up and then under it it says, "Other videos we think you'll like." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
So it comes up and then under it it says, "Other videos...
First one, "Teenager gets gangbanged in an elevator." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:32
First one, "Teenager gets gangbanged in an elevator.&qu...
But I did think that they all have big wieners. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
But I did think that they all have big wieners.
And I was like, "Ugh. I wish I had a huge porn wiener." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
And I was like, "Ugh. I wish I had a huge porn wiener.&...
You know what I mean, 'cause… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You know what I mean, 'cause…
[groaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[groaning]
When the genie wasn't even paying attention anymore. Like… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
When the genie wasn't even paying attention anymore. Li...
Five? [groaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Five? [groaning]
I'd cure some stuff, but fuck, sometimes the house wins. You know? - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I'd cure some stuff, but fuck, sometimes the house wins...
Clickbait is… I'll tell you. I did a show in Nashville. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Clickbait is… I'll tell you. I did a show in Nashville....
Someone had a, uh, seizure in the back, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
Someone had a, uh, seizure in the back,
Usually you click on it and you go down all these wormholes, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
Usually you click on it and you go down all these wormholes,
I know what it is and I'm watching, and it's like "Cardi B does this," - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
I know what it is and I'm watching, and it's like ...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[crowd laughing]
But it's all blurry because I can't focus because that's all I think about. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
But it's all blurry because I can't focus because ...
So I go all the way back and I clicked on it, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
So I go all the way back and I clicked on it,
"Tom Brady started playing football at the age of seven." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
"Tom Brady started playing football at the age of seven...
[smacking lips] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
[smacking lips]