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He didn't even pull 'em up. He waited for a timeout, eight minutes later
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David Spade: Nothing Personal

He didn't even pull 'em up. He waitedfor a timeout, eight minutes later

He didn't even pull 'em up. He waited
for a timeout, eight minutes later

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He didn't even pull 'em up. He waited for a timeout, eight minutes later.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:39
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
He finally goes, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
He finally goes,
And then, all the moms started coming to practice an hour early. You know. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And then, all the moms started coming to practice an hour ea...
Dressed like they're going to the Golden Globes or something. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
Dressed like they're going to the Golden Globes or some...
You know, sometimes you flirt with a girl you go… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
You know, sometimes you flirt with a girl you go…
If they don't text you back right away, you're dead in the water. It's over. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
If they don't text you back right away, you're dea...
Because I texted a girl, took her four days, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
Because I texted a girl, took her four days,
And it's just such a bullshit excuse, cause I did finally get her out to dinner. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And it's just such a bullshit excuse, cause I did final...
[trilling] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
[trilling]
Oh boy, so… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Oh boy, so…
Caitlyn Jenner, when I grew up, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Caitlyn Jenner, when I grew up,
The only part of that that I thought was a little… interesting - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:12
The only part of that that I thought was a little… interesti...
That's like a psychological trick to sound younger, which I get it, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
That's like a psychological trick to sound younger, whi...
If I wanted to sound 27, I'd change my name to Connor. You know what I mean? - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
If I wanted to sound 27, I'd change my name to Connor. ...
They're like, "Connor Spade, what's up?" I'm like, "Just vaping." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
They're like, "Connor Spade, what's up?"...
And Caitlyn, she was like, 71. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
And Caitlyn, she was like, 71.
[crowd laughing, cheering, applauding] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
[crowd laughing, cheering, applauding]
But honestly, even my friends old me up. I hate getting olded up by my friends. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
But honestly, even my friends old me up. I hate getting olde...
I have girls. I go, "Wanna meet my friends?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
I have girls. I go, "Wanna meet my friends?"
I have to lie. "Oh, you know, Aiden, Cayden, and Jaden." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
I have to lie. "Oh, you know, Aiden, Cayden, and Jaden....
I mean, Courteney Cox and Cindy Crawford were like, "Caitlyn looks amazing." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:25
I mean, Courteney Cox and Cindy Crawford were like, "Ca...