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He goes, "How much you weigh?" I go, "140. He goes, "140?" "Is that what you're trying to pull off?"
I go… [crowd laughing] "Sir, I'm 140 and scribble it down."
He goes… "Why don't you jump on the scale and I'll make an honest man
out of you." I go… "Dude, I was kidding earlier,
but Adam is not gonna like this." He's like… [whistling] "I'll risk it so…"
I go… [crowd laughing] "Sir, I'm 140 and scribble it down."
He goes… "Why don't you jump on the scale and I'll make an honest man
out of you." I go… "Dude, I was kidding earlier,
but Adam is not gonna like this." He's like… [whistling] "I'll risk it so…"
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He goes, "How much you weigh?"
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I go, "140. He goes, "140?"
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"Is that what you're trying to pull off?"
I go…
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[crowd laughing]
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"Sir, I'm 140 and scribble it down."
He goes…
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"Why don't you jump on the scale
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and I'll make an honest man
out of you." I go…
00:00:17.558 --> 00:00:21.103
"Dude, I was kidding earlier,
but Adam is not gonna like this."
00:00:22.229 --> 00:00:23.856
He's like… [whistling] "I'll risk it so…"
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Movie Summary
Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.