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[honking] I look through

David Spade: Nothing Personal

…like, out there, and I go, "No, no." I go, "I'm sorry. Are you lookingfor the steroid...

David Spade: Nothing Personal • 2022

[honking] I look through, and it's 6'5" Dolph Lundgren… [groaning] …like, out there, and I go, "No, no." I go, "I'm sorry. Are you looking
for the steroid machine?" He goes, [in accent] "I am masseuse." I go, "No, no, no. Not for me." "I said a girl."
He goes, "There is no girls left." "It's just me, but I'm a teddy bear." I go… [chuckling] "I don't know why.
I don't like it. I don't want it." He goes, "No, trust me." "I look big and strong." "I'm a teddy bear,
and they charge you either way." I go, "All right. Come on in." Because my chintziness,
you know, won that one

Full Transcript

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[honking] I look through,

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and it's 6'5" Dolph Lundgren…

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[groaning]

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…like, out there, and I go, "No, no."

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I go,

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"I'm sorry. Are you looking for the steroid machine?" He goes,

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[in accent] "I am masseuse."

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I go, "No, no, no. Not for me."

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"I said a girl." He goes, "There is no girls left."

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"It's just me, but I'm a teddy bear."

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I go… [chuckling]

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"I don't know why. I don't like it. I don't want it."

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He goes, "No, trust me."

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"I look big and strong."

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"I'm a teddy bear, and they charge you either way."

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I go, "All right. Come on in."

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Because my chintziness, you know, won that one.

Duration

42 seconds

Views

20

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:39

Uploaded

Mar 29, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.