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David Spade: Nothing Personal

I don't want that hostessto roll through my camera, you know, and find those 500 dick...

I don't want that hostess
to roll through my camera, you know, and find those 500 dick pics
that didn't make the cut

Full Transcript

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I don't want that hostess to roll through my camera, you know,
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and find those 500 dick pics that didn't make the cut.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:34
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
What? You know. And that's… you gotta… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
What? You know. And that's… you gotta…
Now you lead with it. Hey. Here's my dick. If you wanna… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
Now you lead with it. Hey. Here's my dick. If you wanna...
We have any chemistry or… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
We have any chemistry or…
I'm so old you used to, uh, have to sketch out your dick to give it to a girl. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
I'm so old you used to, uh, have to sketch out your dic...
But actually, I told my friend, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
But actually, I told my friend,
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd laughing]
I tried it. I go, "I'm just gonna take it in my house." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
I tried it. I go, "I'm just gonna take it in my ho...
I'm just like, "In kitchen." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
I'm just like, "In kitchen."
[buzzing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[buzzing]
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
[crowd laughing]
You get that bird in a nest look. That's… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
You get that bird in a nest look. That's…
It's tough, you know? I just… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
It's tough, you know? I just…
I did have a threesome recently in college. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
I did have a threesome recently in college.
The college threesome is, um… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
The college threesome is, um…
The third was supposed to be a girl. That was the whole plan. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
The third was supposed to be a girl. That was the whole plan...
And then we had it all set up - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And then we had it all set up
And I said, "Let's just grab him. Let's just run through it once." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
And I said, "Let's just grab him. Let's just ...
You know what? Because I didn't think it through and it was. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You know what? Because I didn't think it through and it...
But later… about ten years later I had another one, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
But later… about ten years later I had another one,
We're in a hotel room getting ready for a concert, everyone's drinking, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
We're in a hotel room getting ready for a concert, ever...