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I get it, but for me, looking in the mirror

David Spade: Nothing Personal

I get it, but for me,looking in the mirror, I know when I look okay for me.So I try the...

David Spade: Nothing Personal • 2022

I get it, but for me,
looking in the mirror, I know when I look okay for me.
So I try the shirt on. I go… [vocalizing] "This one's not too bad." "This is a, uh, cowboy sh…" [crowd laughing] "Is that… That's not… Is that me?" "Shut the fu…" "Sickening. That's me?" "That's me from the side?
That's what the world sees every day?" "Who invited Gollum in here?" [retching] "God damn. It's so sad." I'm literally like a seven, six, five,
two, two, two, two, two, two

Full Transcript

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I get it, but for me, looking in the mirror,

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I know when I look okay for me. So I try the shirt on. I go…

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[vocalizing]

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"This one's not too bad."

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"This is a, uh,

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cowboy sh…"

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[crowd laughing]

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"Is that… That's not… Is that me?"

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"Shut the fu…"

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"Sickening. That's me?"

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"That's me from the side? That's what the world sees every day?"

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"Who invited Gollum in here?"

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[retching]

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"God damn. It's so sad."

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I'm literally like a seven, six, five, two, two, two, two, two, two.

Duration

37 seconds

Views

26

Timestamp in Movie

00:51:00

Uploaded

Mar 29, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.