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I go, "Dude,
let me tell you some bad news." "I had anxiety
from when I was born till right now." "It doesn't get easier, dude.
It all sucks." "And if you quit, you'll freak out
that you don't have a job." "So just stick it out, dude.
I'm telling you." "You think I like being a dishwasher
and a busboy? Just do it." He's like, "Ah. Stress!" [crowd laughing] So then the owner comes out.
"Hey, Mr. Spade." He puffs up a little bit
let me tell you some bad news." "I had anxiety
from when I was born till right now." "It doesn't get easier, dude.
It all sucks." "And if you quit, you'll freak out
that you don't have a job." "So just stick it out, dude.
I'm telling you." "You think I like being a dishwasher
and a busboy? Just do it." He's like, "Ah. Stress!" [crowd laughing] So then the owner comes out.
"Hey, Mr. Spade." He puffs up a little bit
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I go, "Dude,
let me tell you some bad news."
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"I had anxiety
from when I was born till right now."
00:00:07.549 --> 00:00:09.884
"It doesn't get easier, dude.
It all sucks."
00:00:09.968 --> 00:00:12.554
"And if you quit, you'll freak out
that you don't have a job."
00:00:12.637 --> 00:00:14.514
"So just stick it out, dude.
I'm telling you."
00:00:14.597 --> 00:00:17.225
"You think I like being a dishwasher
and a busboy? Just do it."
00:00:17.308 --> 00:00:19.394
He's like, "Ah. Stress!"
00:00:19.477 --> 00:00:21.002
[crowd laughing]
00:00:22.897 --> 00:00:25.004
So then the owner comes out.
"Hey, Mr. Spade."
00:00:25.483 --> 00:00:26.086
He puffs up a little bit.
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Movie Summary
Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.