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David Spade: Nothing Personal

I go, "I've heard onecan cause a ruckus, but sure." Anyway, I look againand the tail comes...

David Spade: Nothing Personal • 2022

I go, "I've heard one
can cause a ruckus, but sure." Anyway, I look again
and the tail comes down. I go, "Oh!" And he goes, "Oh, no. It's just a lemur." And I go, "A lemur. Thank God." I have no idea what that is,
but I go, "It's gotta be better." [crowd laughing] And I go, "Lemur." And I see them 'cause they're
on the glass trying to get in there like… [clacking] And they're tapping
and, like, Morse-coding their friends, going, "Kill at midnight," and they're all gathered around
and then the lemur comes up, and I go, "Hey. This is cute." He's like, "Yeah." He picks up
three crabs and goes… [chomping] I go, "Goddamn!" He goes, "You're next. You're upstairs." I go, "What do you know?" [crowd laughing] The guy's like,
"Well, time for me to go." [chuckling] "Is it lemur season? What's happening?" Anyway, he leaves,
I go to Bachelor in Paradise, which is basically a Toyota fuckathon.
You know. You're nodding your head

Full Transcript

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I go, "I've heard one can cause a ruckus, but sure."

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Anyway, I look again and the tail comes down. I go, "Oh!"

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And he goes, "Oh, no. It's just a lemur."

00:00:09.383 --> 00:00:11.719

And I go, "A lemur. Thank God."

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I have no idea what that is, but I go, "It's gotta be better."

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[crowd laughing]

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And I go, "Lemur."

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And I see them 'cause they're on the glass trying to get in there like…

00:00:19.143 --> 00:00:20.394

[clacking]

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And they're tapping and, like, Morse-coding their friends,

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going, "Kill at midnight,"

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and they're all gathered around and then the lemur comes up,

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and I go, "Hey. This is cute."

00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:32.948

He's like, "Yeah." He picks up three crabs and goes… [chomping]

00:00:33.996 --> 00:00:34.158

I go, "Goddamn!"

00:00:34.241 --> 00:00:36.243

He goes, "You're next. You're upstairs."

00:00:36.327 --> 00:00:37.411

I go, "What do you know?"

00:00:37.495 --> 00:00:39.497

[crowd laughing]

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The guy's like, "Well, time for me to go." [chuckling]

00:00:43.167 --> 00:00:44.919

"Is it lemur season? What's happening?"

00:00:45.024 --> 00:00:47.213

Anyway, he leaves, I go to Bachelor in Paradise,

00:00:47.296 --> 00:00:50.674

which is basically a Toyota fuckathon. You know. You're nodding your head.

Duration

52 seconds

Views

31

Timestamp in Movie

00:14:55

Uploaded

Mar 29, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.