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David Spade: Nothing Personal

I go, "Uh, shit, I just ate. Oh…" "Um, God damn. What time is it? Uh…" "Fuck! Oh, that...

I go, "Uh, shit, I just ate. Oh…" "Um, God damn. What time is it? Uh…" "Fuck! Oh, that looks
like a good batch too." [crowd laughing] Batch?

Full Transcript

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I go, "Uh, shit, I just ate. Oh…"
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"Um, God damn. What time is it? Uh…"
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"Fuck! Oh, that looks like a good batch too."
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[crowd laughing]
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Batch?
Duration
15 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:51
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
"Oh, looks chunky." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:21
"Oh, looks chunky."
Because honestly, if I saw heroin, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
Because honestly, if I saw heroin,
-[girl whooping] -I… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
-[girl whooping] -I…
And the subject of weight is funny, 'cause with guys… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
And the subject of weight is funny, 'cause with guys…
And I remember I got weighed the last time when I was about, you know, 30. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And I remember I got weighed the last time when I was about,...
And then for the rest of my life - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
And then for the rest of my life
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
[crowd laughing]
And it sort of backfired on me 'cause I was… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
And it sort of backfired on me 'cause I was…
And when we were doing Grown Ups, I had to go in and get, uh, tested for it. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And when we were doing Grown Ups, I had to go in and get, uh...
And Grown Ups is a movie you've probably seen - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And Grown Ups is a movie you've probably seen
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:12
[crowd laughing]
So the doctor calls me and goes, "Hey, come in for a physical." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:25
So the doctor calls me and goes, "Hey, come in for a ph...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd laughing]
"Oh, you don't have the chalupa today?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
"Oh, you don't have the chalupa today?"
But… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
But…
He goes, "How much you weigh?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:25
He goes, "How much you weigh?"
So I go over to this old man doctor stick scale thing. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
So I go over to this old man doctor stick scale thing.
Little black cinder blocks. I go, "These are 50 each, right?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
Little black cinder blocks. I go, "These are 50 each, r...
And then… [clacking] …the one-pounder, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And then… [clacking] …the one-pounder,
"I'm 145, 'cause I'm such a fat ox, according to you." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
"I'm 145, 'cause I'm such a fat ox, acco...