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I want to defend myself and go

David Spade: Nothing Personal

I want to defend myself and go, "Dude. I'm not some creep child molester, and believe me,...

David Spade: Nothing Personal • 2022

I want to defend myself and go, "Dude. I'm not some creep child molester, and believe me, if I was,
I'm not starting with your kid." "Believe me, she's not that great." "Yeah. She's okay." "If I'm doing that,
I'm starting with that kid I saw at 7-Eleven three days ago." "That's number one." "Yours is… [whistling]
…way down the list." "Creep." [crowd laughing] Actually, when things happen
early in life, the, uh… you don't know
the repercussions they have later

Full Transcript

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I want to defend myself and go,

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"Dude. I'm not some creep child molester,

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and believe me, if I was, I'm not starting with your kid."

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"Believe me, she's not that great."

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"Yeah. She's okay."

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"If I'm doing that, I'm starting with that kid

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I saw at 7-Eleven three days ago."

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"That's number one."

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"Yours is… [whistling] …way down the list."

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"Creep."

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[crowd laughing]

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Actually, when things happen early in life,

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the, uh… you don't know the repercussions they have later.

Duration

31 seconds

Views

25

Timestamp in Movie

00:53:21

Uploaded

Mar 29, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.