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David Spade: Nothing Personal

I'm going to bed and the guy goes,"Oh, they won't go on your bed." And I go, "Well, they...

I'm going to bed and the guy goes,
"Oh, they won't go on your bed." And I go, "Well, they climbed
a 60-foot wall to get to my room." [crowd laughing] "I think they can handle
my Sealy Posturepedic mattress." 'Cause the lights are on,
so I'm sleeping like this… And they go like this… [clacking] And then I open my eyes and they go… [crowd laughing] And then I go… It's Squid Game.
You know, it's red light, green light

Full Transcript

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I'm going to bed and the guy goes, "Oh, they won't go on your bed."
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And I go, "Well, they climbed a 60-foot wall to get to my room."
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[crowd laughing]
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"I think they can handle my Sealy Posturepedic mattress."
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'Cause the lights are on, so I'm sleeping like this…
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And they go like this… [clacking]
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And then I open my eyes and they go…
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[crowd laughing]
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And then I go…
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It's Squid Game. You know, it's red light, green light.
Duration
31 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:08
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
[crowd laughing, applauding] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
[crowd laughing, applauding]
They're like, "Jama Day. Hey…" [humming] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
They're like, "Jama Day. Hey…" [humming]
And then I'm down with the guy - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
And then I'm down with the guy
And I go, uh… I look at the stairs and there's a tail going up the upstairs. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And I go, uh… I look at the stairs and there's a tail g...
A furry tail. I go, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:15
A furry tail. I go,
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:26
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that."
He goes, "But you know, not too many." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
He goes, "But you know, not too many."
I go, "I've heard one can cause a ruckus, but sure." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:52
I go, "I've heard one can cause a ruckus, but sure...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd laughing]
Um, that's how she does it. Got five likes. She's stoked. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
Um, that's how she does it. Got five likes. She's ...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[crowd laughing]
She has, um, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
She has, um,
Scooby is like this, you know, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
Scooby is like this, you know,
It used to be… [yipping] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
It used to be… [yipping]
And then she has a thing called a Furby, or something, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:22
And then she has a thing called a Furby, or something,
So he's like… [moaning] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:30
So he's like… [moaning]
And then, when I come over, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
And then, when I come over,
"Ah, come here." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
"Ah, come here."
[David chuckling lightly] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[David chuckling lightly]
[whispering] Scooby… I'm not gonna tell you about that. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
[whispering] Scooby… I'm not gonna tell you about that....