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David Spade: Nothing Personal

"This one'sgonna hurt you permanent, Rock." "Permanent and it's gonnaput you in a body...

[in accent] "This one's
gonna hurt you permanent, Rock." "Permanent and it's gonna
put you in a body bag." [muttering indistinctly] [in normal voice] Three people know Rocky

Full Transcript

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[in accent] "This one's gonna hurt you permanent, Rock."
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"Permanent and it's gonna put you in a body bag."
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[muttering indistinctly]
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[in normal voice] Three people know Rocky.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:31
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
[crowd laughing]
And then I remember when I moved to town, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:12
And then I remember when I moved to town,
And I go… I'm, like, at a keg party going, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:30
And I go… I'm, like, at a keg party going,
He's like, "Hey. After this, uh, drink, maybe we, uh, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
He's like, "Hey. After this, uh, drink, maybe we, ...
And she goes, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
And she goes,
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
[crowd laughing]
I actually had a big coat to wear to Minnesota. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I actually had a big coat to wear to Minnesota.
-[crowd cheering] -[David laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
-[crowd cheering] -[David laughing]
I was like, "There can't be." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:24
I was like, "There can't be."
So I go to buy it. I put it on, and then I go, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 01:01
So I go to buy it. I put it on, and then I go,
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
[crowd laughing]
[crowd cheering, applauding] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd cheering, applauding]
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
[crowd laughing]
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:12
[crowd laughing]
By the way, there's a million crabs outside and there's 10,000 inside. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
By the way, there's a million crabs outside and there&#...
And I go, "I don't love crabs." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:38
And I go, "I don't love crabs."
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
[crowd laughing]
And they tap on windows. [clacking] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
And they tap on windows. [clacking]
And so I go, "I need less than 100 in the house." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
And so I go, "I need less than 100 in the house."
There's seven minimum when I go to bed. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
There's seven minimum when I go to bed.