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David Spade: Nothing Personal

It's literally "fits sizes 5 to 28." I'm just glad they don't sell condomslike that, you...

It's literally "fits sizes 5 to 28." I'm just glad they don't sell condoms
like that, you know

Full Transcript

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It's literally "fits sizes 5 to 28."
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I'm just glad they don't sell condoms like that, you know.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:52
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
"Fits sizes Asian to Black guy." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
"Fits sizes Asian to Black guy."
Girl's like, "Oh my God." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
Girl's like, "Oh my God."
But you really shouldn't wear the ones that are too big. You know? - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
But you really shouldn't wear the ones that are too big...
I mean, it's not… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
I mean, it's not…
You're like, "This is… this is ridiculous." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:16
You're like, "This is… this is ridiculous."
"Can I… can I use that for one second? Just to double…" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
"Can I… can I use that for one second? Just to double…&...
You're like… ♪ Clang, clang, clang goes the trolley ♪ - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
You're like… ♪ Clang, clang, clang goes the trolley ♪...
Magnum and then in little words "Juniors." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
Magnum and then in little words "Juniors."
And then I bought a shirt, and they have a nine-way mirror in Macy's. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
And then I bought a shirt, and they have a nine-way mirror i...
I am barely okay with what I look like in a one-way mirror. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I am barely okay with what I look like in a one-way mirror.
Do you understand? Like… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
Do you understand? Like…
I get it, but for me, looking in the mirror, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:37
I get it, but for me, looking in the mirror,
And then I have no confidence, so if I go to a bar, I just stay flat. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
And then I have no confidence, so if I go to a bar, I just s...
"Hey. You ladies work together?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
"Hey. You ladies work together?"
[sighing heavily] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
[sighing heavily]
I went over to his house and he's watching the Little League World Series. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I went over to his house and he's watching the Little L...
I even gave him an out. I go, "Hey, uh…" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
I even gave him an out. I go, "Hey, uh…"
"But you gotta admit they're amazing athletes." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
"But you gotta admit they're amazing athletes.&quo...
He goes, "Look at the calves on that one." I'm like, "Later." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
He goes, "Look at the calves on that one." I'...
But it is a weird world now - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
But it is a weird world now