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No bedside manner. Every time he sees me, it's like
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David Spade: Nothing Personal

No bedside manner.Every time he sees me, it's like, "What do you think?" "Gonna be worse."...

No bedside manner.
Every time he sees me, it's like, "What do you think?" "Gonna be worse." "If I had to guess
with absolutely no information, I'd bet on worse." "Everything will be bad
to worse to shitty." No matter what. I'm like, "Goddamn." "Any hope, dude? Let's mix it up." "Second opinion?" "No, I'm your guy, and it's bad." And then, they always have
a running death count in the corner, which was horrifying

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No bedside manner. Every time he sees me, it's like,
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"What do you think?" "Gonna be worse."
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"If I had to guess with absolutely no information,
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I'd bet on worse."
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"Everything will be bad to worse to shitty."
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No matter what. I'm like, "Goddamn."
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"Any hope, dude? Let's mix it up."
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"Second opinion?"
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"No, I'm your guy, and it's bad."
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And then, they always have a running death count in the corner,
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which was horrifying.
Duration
26 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:18
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
I'd block it with my hand 'cause it was such a drag, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
I'd block it with my hand 'cause it was such a dra...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
[crowd laughing]
He was so happy it came true. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
He was so happy it came true.
I was like, "Goddammit!" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
I was like, "Goddammit!"
It's not gonna be worse than Rocky V. What are you talking about? - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
It's not gonna be worse than Rocky V. What are you talk...
[in accent] "This one's gonna hurt you permanent, Rock." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
[in accent] "This one's gonna hurt you permanent, ...
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
[crowd laughing]
And then I remember when I moved to town, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:12
And then I remember when I moved to town,
And I go… I'm, like, at a keg party going, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:30
And I go… I'm, like, at a keg party going,
He's like, "Hey. After this, uh, drink, maybe we, uh, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
He's like, "Hey. After this, uh, drink, maybe we, ...
And she goes, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
And she goes,
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
[crowd laughing]
I actually had a big coat to wear to Minnesota. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
I actually had a big coat to wear to Minnesota.
-[crowd cheering] -[David laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
-[crowd cheering] -[David laughing]
I was like, "There can't be." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:24
I was like, "There can't be."
So I go to buy it. I put it on, and then I go, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 01:01
So I go to buy it. I put it on, and then I go,
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
[crowd laughing]
[crowd cheering, applauding] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:07
[crowd cheering, applauding]
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:14
[crowd laughing]
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:12
[crowd laughing]