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David Spade: Nothing Personal

"Number 1 through 1000." I'm like, "Oh, that's me." It's like electric football. You...

"Number 1 through 1000." I'm like, "Oh, that's me." [grunting] It's like electric football. You know,
everyone smashing into each other

Full Transcript

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"Number 1 through 1000."
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I'm like, "Oh, that's me." [grunting]
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It's like electric football. You know, everyone smashing into each other.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:02
Uploaded
Mar 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Follows David Spade sharing his disdain for crabs and his unique approach to turning down drugs. Spade is going to prove that no topic is off limits.
And then… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:08
And then…
"Get on the plane. Everyone get on the plane." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:13
"Get on the plane. Everyone get on the plane."
When I left the plane I said, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
When I left the plane I said,
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
[crowd laughing]
I, uh… I did take a, um… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
I, uh… I did take a, um…
I did, um… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:18
I did, um…
I'm like, "These girls are hybrid hookers." - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:09
I'm like, "These girls are hybrid hookers."
I'm like this… - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:17
I'm like this…
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[crowd laughing]
We're on the flight, and I'm like, "Finally, a juicy jet - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
We're on the flight, and I'm like, "Finally, ...
And then the pilot comes out, and he comes out like all doomsday. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
And then the pilot comes out, and he comes out like all doom...
[breathing heavily] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:22
[breathing heavily]
I go, "It's going to get real bad. What do you mean? What, what, what? How?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:37
I go, "It's going to get real bad. What do you mea...
You know how some people laugh when they're scared? I pee. - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:05
You know how some people laugh when they're scared? I p...
Anyway, and then it stops for one second, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:11
Anyway, and then it stops for one second,
I go up, I go, "Hey. Earlier…" and he goes, "What?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:35
I go up, I go, "Hey. Earlier…" and he goes, "...
I go, "Did we crash? No, we landed?" - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:18
I go, "Did we crash? No, we landed?"
[blowing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:06
[blowing]
There is no other plane within a mile, and I go, - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
There is no other plane within a mile, and I go,
[crowd laughing] - David Spade: Nothing Personal 00:10
[crowd laughing]